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Vampire Tea

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?
by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021
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vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.
Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever
by Super multi ball August 30, 2023
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The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.
"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"
by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021
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Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.
- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.
by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009
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Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.
by Fishfillay May 8, 2019
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cutie vampire

A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.
Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.
by Cutievampire123 May 8, 2018
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