Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Where you are now.

URBAN DICTIONARY. YOU ARE HERE.

by MusicLover40059 July 1, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A fucking dumbass dictionary where every definition has something to do with sex.

Random 1: Heard of Urban Dictionary before?
Random 2: You mean that dictionary where every definition is about sex?
Random 1: Yeah that shit.

by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018

Urban Dictionary

UrbanDictionaryception

My Friend:
“You should post a definition on urban dictionary about urban dictionary”

Me:

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A godsend

"I don't know what I would do without the Urban Dictionary."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015