Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020

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A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.

Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom

by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020

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UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

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look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

by a guy named adam June 11, 2020

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An insult that no one can come back from

Bruh you suck dick
Ur mom's dick

by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020

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The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

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