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twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009
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twitter bot

A moron who creates an anonymous account to hide behind a screen and spread negativity. Also knows as; Boot Licker.
Oh look, a twitter bot! The internet must be so scary that you have to hide behind a fake account!
by 4H2M0 June 25, 2020
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Twitter Hack

Noun. An excuse for in the case of getting caught sexting someone, regardless of medium (e.g. Twitter, cell phone, facebook, etc). Regardless of how you got caught, you can always claim you were hacked.
I didn't send that dirty picture of myself! I was Twitter Hacked!
by MrTouchdown November 14, 2011
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yemeni twitter

clowns and mad hoes always arguing over dumb shitt
by omaymahhhh October 26, 2019
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twitter foul

When someone posts a tweet or something saw on twitter on another social networking site.
@WolfpackAlan:"My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person."

John Doe on FB: My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

^^ Twitter Foul
by theguyyouknow112 September 28, 2012
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twitter thread

A thread of a story on twitter or multiple messages about a topic
“ here’s a twitter thread about how to get clearskin”

twitter thread: conspiracy theory about ...”
by kxilyynn September 24, 2017
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FT Twitter

Part of twitter. Unlike KPop Twitter people here aren't 54 year olds jerking off to 13 year old Asian girls.
- I just found the best thing itw.
- Really? What is it?
- FT Twitter
by SalahSala January 2, 2020
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