twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 09, 2008
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Twat Dribble

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement
Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"
by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009
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Twat Cigar

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.
by melito74 December 28, 2010
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Twat Twins

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.
Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.
by PNAG November 07, 2009
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Twat Neck

This is when you have a stiff neck from sleepin in an uncomfortable place or your pillow is hard and hurts your neck in the morning.
Fuck me!! Am never sleepin at gretna's house ever again!! I've got a right Twat neck!!
by Funni!! January 19, 2009
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toys for twats

Vibrators, dildos and other delightful toys for use in the bedroom. Women use toys for twats with or without a man to achieve orgasm. There are many types ranging from classic, clitoral, G-spot and Rabbit to name a few.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "Have you seen Vicky lately?" Maggie replied, "No. That girl is off seeing that older man. I call him Santa Claus. He so old he can't get it up so he always brings her toys for twats."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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Twat-ripple

When you're having sex doggy style, and you look down and watch her behind to see yourself going in and out of her and on the outstroke the skin clings to your penis a little bit and the thin layer of her vagina wall pulls out like it's going to turn inside out, but only a tiny little bit like a couple of millimeters. It goes back in when you push back in. In, out, in, out. That is a twat-ripple.
Man 1: Oh man I was fucking her doggy-style last night and it was so awesome!
Man 2: Sweet! Did you see her twat-ripple?
Man 1: Hell yeah!
by Cocillian Flash March 19, 2006
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