Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Meet my Tommy McMurty everyone. We met last October." "Oh my god, you finally found your own Tommy McMurty, I'm so happy for you."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy Adesalu

A boy that gets all the girls. He moves from one to another like it’s it’s nothing.

Omg look at Tommy Adesalu , he’s talking to another girl.

by T1-2-saucey October 26, 2019

Tommy innit

A boy who has bleached their hair to look like a weird ass youtuber and enjoys the attention that he gets for it. Especially when the attention is from year 7s.

Lily: Hahaha, they all cool you Tommy innit

Rowan: I know, it’s awesome isn’t it

Lily: No….

by Theultimatebean September 19, 2021

Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.

You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar

by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

Tommy nguyen

And tall man that is social for a bit and then very private and anti social by not showing up for any meet ups with previous friends

Alex is being such and Tommy nguyen

by Jimmy smith the third October 29, 2021