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Alice

Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
Person1: See that girl with the tiny ass leg and fucked up pinky

Person2: oh yeah Alice
by Thiccboiiii69 April 14, 2020
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Alice

Alice is always jealous of liamm because she loves him so much and he gets simps and she doesn't
You're jealous! You're such an Alice!!
by notliamm December 6, 2021
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Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
by P_trained December 7, 2019
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Alice

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by anonymous November 21, 2021
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alice

a dope ass Korean kid who is white washed af and is a bro to any bro.
hey Alice, wanna go looooongggbooaarrddinngggg?
by hay gurl December 9, 2017
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Alice

Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend
That Alice is just the best.
by Hillshaveeyes86 January 6, 2024
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Alice

Person who is bald head to toe and lives in a scalp
Wow, Alice has such a shiny head! I wish she would stop biting me :(
by jananahanana November 22, 2021
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