alice cole

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.

I totally alice coled that bitch.

by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019

alice campbell

She's hot as the sun. She is like an angel in appearance but beware of her mind. But she is putting to the few she likes. Have good humor and is very spontaneous.

I wish that one day I will be as Alice Campbell.

by Coolgirlsweden December 11, 2016

alice sheehan

a female who eats takis has a brother named tom lives in avalon and dyed her hair blone

alice sheehan is a woman

by macksnigre March 20, 2022

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice

Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.

Person1: See that girl with the tiny ass leg and fucked up pinky

Person2: oh yeah Alice

by Thiccboiiii69 April 14, 2020

Alice

Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend

That Alice is just the best.

by Hillshaveeyes86 January 6, 2024