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donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
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schlong thong

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
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Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021
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training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.
“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”
by abcdefgiloveyou November 29, 2021
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luca thong

what a major loserinlove with maria.
luca thong : i’m so cool

maria : what a loser
by b00bs69 April 24, 2022
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Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.
“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.
by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022
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clock thong

a thong for a clock.
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"
by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023
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