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Bungle Trunks

Person with oversized "Hairy Arse" or "Mary Hinge" who wanders around a beach in speedoes, thinking that they look cool, wheras in reality they resemble a badly shaved Yeti.
Christ love put your jeans back on, you're showing your bungle trunks
by NathanielW January 19, 2011
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Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.
"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"
by Rezelka August 23, 2012
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tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
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trunk flip

Something when you shiz in someones mouth then you french kiss them. Reason why because "trunk" = asz or poop "flip" = flip from anal hole to mouth hole
Dude that girl pissed me off i got her drunk and trunk flipped her
by Not a trunk flipper April 30, 2014
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elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
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Trunk Punch

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011
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Trunk Bunny

A woman, typically of the trailer park meth user variety, who you bring along in your car for the purpose of evading traffic tickets. Primarily dwells in the trunk or other non-visible locations in the vehicle until deployment is necessary.

Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
"Heard Billy got pulled over doing 90 in a 50. Good thing his trunk bunny was there to scream she was having a miscarriage."
by Prosebunaga January 22, 2023
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