The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.
by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022
Get the scuzz towel mug.A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Finally Toweled MY Hands I<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
Get the towel’s gambit mug.Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
Get the towel shame mug.just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 8, 2005
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