touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

To Much Touch

having to many touch screen electronics

"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"

"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"

by spadesrider95 December 30, 2008

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

ghost touch

Getting good top

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth

by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

The Green Touch

A incurable disease someone immediately gets when committed or signing to Tulane.

Don’t touch that kid, he has the green touch!

by DAD5 September 24, 2019

Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020