Eated the soap

you get smarter after eated the saop

how remove dumb?

you need to eated the soap

by among ass February 22, 2022

Soap

Something
Of

Absolute
Peace

"These nature sounds are soapy."

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr May 25, 2021

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

man soap

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.

Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?

by soapyguy February 23, 2011

Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.

“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”

by applejuicee December 31, 2019

soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023

Soap Head

Soap Head- A person who cares way to much about there hair and there hair and styeling .

''Soap Head'' that fat lady spend a 100 dollars on hair products she's still fat

by no1knows007 August 20, 2010