Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.

Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?

by Aciesethos June 28, 2011

Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022

Beach Skunk

What you say when you smell pot at the beach

“smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

Taming the Skunk

Smoking weed while your family is asleep

My sister is taming the skunk. I can smell it from across the hallway

by Mozzi July 16, 2015

Dumpster Skunk

Any one person who consistently smells like cat piss/ b.o./ or any other terrible stench.

The dumpster skunk is here, you can smell where they've been.

by HemlockInk June 23, 2016

Skunk Dunking

When your bowel breathes a breath onto an unsuspecting victim.

Also known as farting on someone

"Bro be skunk dunking!"

by MooniMix April 11, 2024

the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it

Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique

by BigFard July 29, 2021