Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone

thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie

by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025

Pressed

A word someone says you should put on Urban Dictionary because they have a stupid sense of humour.

Me: Someone tell me a word to put on Urban Dictionary
A: Pressed
Me: The fuck?

by Mii Simp February 8, 2021

Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021