Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 23, 2018

Dounut Forking

(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.

Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!

by Winter The Wolf August 18, 2015

clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.

Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.

by undeadfox March 21, 2022

forked out

to eject someone unceremoniously from an interesting Skype or IM conversation.

I was just forked out of the skype. I don't understand why. Was I being annoying? Were you guys about to talk smack about me?

by onehornedpony November 22, 2010

The Holy Fork

Synonymous with good food. Shares easy to make recipes that make your mouth water and drool. Makes people wait for their special menus but when the wait is over like everything else, nails this too.

Damn that tastes sooo good, it must be The Holy Fork

by sallymcnally November 24, 2021

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 03, 2024

cookie dough with a fork

Its kind of like truffle butter on the nut sack.

I think I still smell something, I have a little cookie dough with a fork.

by GiraffeDictionary December 26, 2023