fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

Fanny Snuffler

A fanny snuffler is a new lesbian who isn’t experienced at munching, so kinda just roots around down there with little effect, a lesbian yet to learn the trade.

Hey did you hear about ‘Suzie?” , ‘no?’ , “yeah, she’s come out as a lesbian”, ‘wow, still, she won’t be very experienced yet will she?’ , “na , ur right, she’s still a bit of a `Fanny Snuffler`”

by Hug-Hees September 8, 2018

raving fanny

The state of female genitalia after an all night RAVE: vulva sweaty, knickers need to be chiselled off and there is drum and bass echoing out of the 25K sound system in your gash...

Fucking hell! The sound system in Narnia was banging tonight - I have a terrible case of raving fanny but it was totally worth it. I'm going to need to chisel my knickers off when I get home!

by Faun of Plenty April 25, 2017

Fanny Nugget

The solid waste that is passed through one’s anus; shit.

After two days of constipation, I dropped the biggest fanny nugget. I haven’t walked the same since.

by P0PKULTR September 29, 2019

Fanny Tran

Taking a ride on the fanny tran is when someone is ignoring you. You turn your back to them so they can see your fanny. It is basically your ass transit.

Jon: Hey Stephan
Stephan: *turns back*
Matt: Jon, your taking a ride on the fanny tran!!

by Snifferpitz June 9, 2009