coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.

Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."

by Steve_ May 21, 2008

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

car-naked

Without a vehicle; or vehicless.

My car is in the shop today, so I am car-naked.

by Ugenious one October 6, 2009

Car Disco

Driving some cars to an open space, opening all your windows/doors, switching on headlights/indicators, turning up the radio and dancing along to the synchronised beat outside at night.

Guy Number 1: I'm bored, man, what shall we do?
Guy Number 2: Let's go pick up Steve and have a car disco.
Guy Number 1: Fuck yeah, Radio 1 or 2?

by Nottel Inyu June 5, 2009

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010

Car Hiking

The art of driving around in the scenic parts of your state, getting lost on purpose in hopes of finding new and interesting places.

It's cold, rainy and we have nothing to do today, lets go car hiking!

by pdizzlerocks December 13, 2010

patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.

Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!

by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008