Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010