shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Shag

The most beautiful thing ever.

Person alive: wow that so beautiful

Another person: yes it looks so shag

by Dylan is so hot January 9, 2022

Shags

Shags is the British way of saying presents most commonly used when referring to shagmas which is the British term for chistmas

There’s lots of shags underneath the shagmas tree

by Jbash473 December 28, 2021

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022

Mclaren Shag

When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.

Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag

by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019

Shag

Another word for sex. Usually used by British people.

I'm going to shag my girlfriend

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020

Shag

To date, or to go on a date

"John and I have been shagging for ages! I don't know why we haven't slept together yet!"

by Kanyewanye223 January 4, 2021