shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022
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Get the Shag mug.Shags is the British way of saying presents most commonly used when referring to shagmas which is the British term for chistmas
There’s lots of shags underneath the shagmas tree
by Jbash473 December 28, 2021
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me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
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Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag
by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019
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by 1212121217 December 29, 2020
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by Kanyewanye223 January 4, 2021
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