Ed Status

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.

John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.

by JTrain725 October 27, 2010

hoe status

a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!

dang she has hekka hoe status!!!

i cant help it if i have how status!!!

by Cori ooo February 12, 2006

Status Hijack

When somebody comments on a Facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.

Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"

by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011

Statue of Liberty

A bar stunt in which the participant dips his/her index finger into a shotglass of liqueur (typically Rumpelmintz), allows another person to light the soaked finger on fire, and then holds the flaming digit aloft while quickly downing the shot. It's imperative to place one's finger in one's mouth and liberally coat it with saliva before dipping it in the liqueur to avoid burns.

Suzy regaled her friends at her birthday celebration by demonstrating the Statue of Liberty throughout the night.

by WZK August 22, 2007

status quo

A british band who plays the best feckin' boogie rock on the earth,giddit?

Caroline,Mystery Song,Slow Train,Down Down,4500 times

by Hedda with 2 d. March 5, 2005

Friend Status

When a guy is really really likes a girl and lets her know, and she pulls the "I see you as a good friend" card. Otherwise leaving the relationship in an awkward situation.

Man I told her I liked her and she put me on friend status!

by theR3000 November 30, 2009

Status Check

Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.

Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"

by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010