/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
by Ginny'stoned July 27, 2009
This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
A delicious take on the White Russian. Substitute the half and half of a white russian for chocolate milk. Quik can also be used.
"I got this chick all drunk off Mexican Russians, but she puked all over me before anything could happen".
by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004
A Russian Waterfall is the situation when you gotta pee and your girl is peeing you just pee between her legs as she is sitting and peeing as well
by Tamey January 10, 2012
Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
Dude you remeber that hot girl from the bar she thought it was funny to give me a russian steamroller it smelt so bad.
by Damien Razz February 10, 2010