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The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.
Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.
by Goochey November 5, 2020
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The 50% Rule

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.
by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011
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rules of screenshot

If a woman screenshots a mans snap, she must send him a picture of her boobs as compensation.
She screenshotted my snap, it’s a good thing there are the rules of screenshot, she sent me pictures of her boobs after.
by BIGHAIRYLARY August 12, 2019
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Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.
According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!
by leggons May 1, 2015
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aubergine rule

The art of begging for forgiveness not for acceptance when trying to pull off a risky task.
Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
by DJ BULGE June 29, 2016
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O’Doyle Rules!

1. A catchphrase taken from the comedy film Billy Madison.

2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.

3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.

4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.

5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
A: “A gift? Thank you.”
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
by Bricked March 16, 2021
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Rule of Sixes

In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:

1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)

If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019
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