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Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!
I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.
by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024
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Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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Public Intoxification

Becoming so extremely intoxicated that you completely blackout, commit at minimum 1 felony, and are in jail <<or>> about to enter court and be sentenced to prison before you're coherent and functionally sober enough to find out what felony/felonies you are being charged with.
"I indeed went "up the road Cisco", for 5 years, after sobering up and finding out I was in jail with a felony induced by Public Intoxifcation."

" Public Intoxification "
by RebelWolfQueen December 3, 2024
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Clovelly Public School

A state-operated primary school located in Bronte, Sydney. Eastern suburbs parents send their kids here while they choose a private school to transfer them to. It should be noted that by year 2, most of the students will have an IQ higher than their teacher.
Blonde woman in Porsche SUV:

"I'll come over after I drop Sebastian off at day-care."

"Isn't he nine-years-old?"
"Sorry, I meant Clovelly Public School."
by Sydneysideher July 27, 2022
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Unidentified Public Anomaly

An Unidentified Public Anomaly (Otherwise known as a UPA) Is a odd entity or occurrence that many people have seen but has never been declared to exist.
Have you seen any Unidentified Public Anomaly's lately.
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?
by Wincord February 12, 2025
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Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
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