Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
by Sonja Young November 5, 2007

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 7, 2009

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
by FlashBulb June 5, 2003
