A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
Get the Soup and a lap dancemug. by .5 House January 24, 2019
Get the jungle lappingmug. by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
Get the dutch lapmug. Another word for fasting
by Lap froster April 12, 2017
Get the Lap frostingmug. Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022
Get the lappingmug. The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
Get the The Golden Lapmug. by Collamrach October 27, 2020
Get the Don’t spill in my lapmug.