Cock jockey

Someone who is riding the bosses junk hoping to land a promotion or be on the boss's good side

Brent keeps agreeing with management , even though he said he doesn't want to work on Christmas . Yea he has been a real cock jockey for mr. Scrooge lately

by Webstersdude92 April 3, 2015

floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

Knob jockey

A person who is so damn stupid that they like to get on peoples nerves

Stop causing me so much grief you knob jockey

by Mumbum April 22, 2018

Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.

"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."

by sfrb52 May 5, 2010

Teriyaki Jockey

a man who likes to sleep with asian women. someone with yellow fever.

John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?

Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.

by Josh Wexler May 26, 2016

swine jockey

a police officer on horse

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.

by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011

Slop jockey

A poor painter. Messy painter not good at painting at all.

Man bill really did a horrible job what a slop jockey.

by Squeak nj88 December 11, 2018