by sventhemighty April 09, 2007
A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
by Fischl4Life May 07, 2021
Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.
"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"
"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"
"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
by pteridophyta April 10, 2009
by Ironic February 21, 2016
the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.
by CaptainObvious March 06, 2012
little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009
During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
by Finance December 15, 2006