by IFuckingHateEve December 06, 2023
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
When you get close with the right people who make you realise you enjoy other’s company rather than your own
by mega_lad_zeke March 16, 2024
Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
by Devaracegonner March 24, 2020
she is the smartest and very pretty, she will grow up to be a billionaire and successful. very fit and athletic
by hairy_armpits November 18, 2022