Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

Christmas Hell

The sensation or experience of working in retail during the chaotic/crazy busy Christmas period.

Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.

by the_nutter December 20, 2014

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

Christmas Challenge

Is a challenge taken from the first day in December to Christmas morning. It is a test to have 25 days free from masturbation. If one is too succed at this, it is the ultimate show of stanima, and endurance. plus one will have a fabulous chirstmas morning, an I'm not talking about the presents...

Guy number one"Hey man, or taking part in the Christmas Challenge?"
Guy number two "Nah, i couldnt make it past the second day..."

by chadbrochill69DPM December 5, 2010

Christmas Bumb

Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010

Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples May 25, 2012

Christmas Rules

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)

Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.

by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021