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bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.
by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011
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cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.
I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”
by john56boy March 25, 2023
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Busting the chops

When you cook hot pork chops put on your dick and have a female succ you off
Last night my girlfriend was busting the chops on the floor
by Piplupz01 November 2, 2018
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chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Why chop?

Slang term similar to what's up, what's good ,whagwan? What have you been up to? What's keeping you busy?

Possibly Origin from the culture of scamming in Jamaica.

Scammers are know as choppas and scamming as chopping.

Overlaps with the expression chop chop as in get busy, get the ball moving.
Why chop?

Nothing much enuh ma g, just a burn (smoking) a spliff. You see'it?
by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021
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chop suey

Sex with an Asian
They did a little chop suey
by Luddz April 15, 2015
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