Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.
Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.
by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022
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Cancer Aids

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration
Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids
by Kevinaorta August 08, 2023
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Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin
This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.
by Oside79 February 23, 2014
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Summer Aids

Summer aids is for sufferers of 'prickly heat' and is directly linked to the red skin rash that occurs from it.
"Whats wrong with your skin man?!"

"I got summer aids.."

"Looks like you got aids longer than just summer dude. ..."
by Mitc667Hell July 30, 2013
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Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"
by Broken_World October 31, 2022
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Bennett - Aid

A magical sugary drink sold at Whitewater High School. It was originally created by band students at a football game and since then, it has gained great popularity among many students.
I just had some Bennett - Aid and I feel really weird. I can already feel the diabetes developing.
by Valve_oil_needed October 16, 2019
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Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers
by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021
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