Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010
Get the Dirty Holbertmug. The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
Get the Dirty Demnahmug. when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
by bendstringz August 13, 2010
Get the dirty ringtonemug. I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.
by mkins January 27, 2010
Get the Dirty Skypingmug. Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.
Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.
Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.
Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.
by nemodat1 June 19, 2018
Get the Dirty Cobmug. shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010
Get the dirty bobsledmug. by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023
Get the Dirty Montymug.