A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.
by Lurchinyourmom June 05, 2018
Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.
by Room 4 November 17, 2004
I am waiting to see the tremendous shitshow begin to unfold on the day the Pseudo President is sworn in!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 10, 2024
Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 06, 2011
A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls December 12, 2015
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 29, 2023
A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.
Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"
by Fulcrum-E April 13, 2023