tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Testiclarium

Nut house

Close the windows at the testiclarium or the nuts will freeze!

by CunnieBadger March 9, 2021

Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls

guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle

by Connor S April 10, 2021

Tefticles

Pronounced (TEFT-TIK-LS)

The special breed of testicles only produced by the one ancestorial family the tefaili's

Jack- "oh great heavens" *exclaims jack
Jeremy- "aye bruh shuush I clipped these of one of the tefaili brothers"

Jack- "I love Tefticles, they ar-"
*jeremy dunks the tefticles in Jacks mouth*

by AutysmOOliver April 6, 2022

testiclii

a group of testicles

me and my friends chopped off our balls at my place and now i wake up hungover with a flock of testiclii on my cupboard

by scrotummaster69420 March 20, 2023

terticle

Coined in the Murdaugh Murders Case Discussion Facebook page. The feeling you experience when you think a family annihilator committed murder so he could continue a relationship with you. Feeling neither terrible or critical of someone’s motive, just terticle.

I feel Terticle if he committed this crime due to his relationship with me.

by YeahAnd March 22, 2023

Testacles

Tentacles shaped like testicles

Octopus 1: "hey man I love your testacles"
Octopus 2: "thanks man, this gets all the bitches"

by wabbet January 14, 2024