Telling the truth

That is not what you are doing Anna. You are drawing a box around 'innocent kids and journalists' and pointing at that and shrieking at me like a chimp so you don't have to give me the credit and pay me and, beyond that, you don't have to stop the people who are doing this to me because you had get raped so now I have a mental illness I don't actually have imposed on me and there's just no undoing it BECAUSE I SAID THE THING I SAY ABOUT YOUR THING! Right? This is the most extreme example of media collusion of which I have ever even heard!

Hym "What you are doing is in no way shape or form 'telling the truth' Anna and I'm not exchanging care with you to get you to care about my thing. And you've already made what you're doing explicit. You're rejecting my framing of the issue and just inventing a new reality and you're likely doing it for religiously motivated reasons. I don't have to just live with 'my problem' and I don't have to do what you would like me to have to do for it to be solved."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

You do not have to do anything they are telling you

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.

Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

tell a man something

Used to indicate approval/agreement and hype up someone else’s self-affirmation

Drew: Wait but I kinda ate this fit, right?

Barry: Okay! That’s right, tell a man something!

by fr33agent July 17, 2025

If I tell you

IF...

Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025

Lying liars and the lies they tell

(phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)

A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.

Used when:

A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.

Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.

You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.

Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.

Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception

Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”

Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”

During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025