The little bit of poop that gets on your finger when it accidentally pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.
by BumpkinKing December 4, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Say dawg, hook me up with that broad that works with you.
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!
by DeadNGon3 November 8, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Donnie Jr November 11, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. 1. To have victory in the midst of impossible situations, to prevail in the face of unimaginable oppositions
2. To be divinely guided and assisted.
2. To be divinely guided and assisted.
Inspite of expert opinions and projections of the polls, the incumbent candidate trumped the election
by Micahele November 4, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain or to avoid embarrassment.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
After watching the nanny cam footage of her shitting in the kitchen sink, Shannon tried to Trump the other party goers by blaming it on Josh, the new guy. But video doesn't lie.
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.