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chest children

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too
by maxreboband November 22, 2020
mugGet the chest childrenmug.

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”
by Irma. March 1, 2018
mugGet the White bread childrenmug.

Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
by jericc is my son September 22, 2022
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Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
mugGet the Children Jail Jobmug.

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