Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Sweater Girl

It's a girl who wears a sweater from the first day of school through their last day of school for the rest of the school days and never takes it off ever to show the people her short sleeve.

Boy: Your a sweater girl.
Girl: *Gets annoyed*
*Few months later*
Boy: Your still sweater girl. Hahahaha.
Girl: Stop. *Gets annoyed*

by Sweater Girl November 9, 2019

Sweater

To compete with others for wearing the softest artical of clothing.

It's sweater time Daniel and I heard you didn't wear you cashmere today muhahah!

by Sami-Sosa February 8, 2010

Turkish Sweater

1.) Extreme body hair resulting in a man pelt.

2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.

Told my barber to make sure he trims my Turkish Sweater as he's finishing up. I don't want any hair poking out of my collar.

by Littlefoot0341 April 15, 2025

sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 28, 2020

Ball sweater

Someone who try's so hard that their balls sweat. Ball Sweats or Ball Sweaters are especially found in Call of Duty games.

Gamer #1 : Dang that guy on the other team is going 38-0...he is a ball sweater.
Gamer #2 : Yeah I bet he keeps a bowl under his balls to hold all his sweat.

by Swagonometery May 18, 2017