1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016
by John Yinzer December 29, 2016
You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017
an uncircumsized penis, it's referring to the foreskin than over hangs the tip of the penis; usually found on the penis of red-heads.
by Drama Beatz February 6, 2010
When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 12, 2012
Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
by Ray Padood November 10, 2021
by SkidRow . June 28, 2008