squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012

Squishld

Being squashed by someone close. In an event where your being squashed by a stranger please search "Rape"

HEY! stop that I'm getting squishld.

by Jesco94 May 7, 2012

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013