hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

by IIT41II November 4, 2021

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021