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slunk

A cross between a chicken chunk and a chicken slab. Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside. Natural and nutritious. Adored by three wonderful GW students, sold at local Asian-flavored establishments in the Washington Metropolitan area. Loved by all, shuned by none. A truly deletable poultry piece.
Sizzing Express- Chicken Chunks
Galleria- Chicken Slabs
What will be formed soon once a poultry revolution is begun..THE SLUNK
by Anonymous GW Students April 14, 2006
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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.
I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom
by pcdkchar November 30, 2010
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splunkiness

Splunkiness - the ultimate level of coolness. A person possessing such a trait has to be of above average intelligence, and have a quirky sense of humour. People with splunkiness are usually ambiverts, and very discerning of who they socialise with. Most people spend their lives trying to develop this quality, but one is usually born with it.
Nick and Natanya enjoyed a similar level of splunkiness, which contributed to their elevated level of coolness.
by Sindel75 May 10, 2019
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Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.
Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.
by SeaCake June 12, 2021
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spunk muzzle

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.
by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008
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