Huntsman Spider

Chill dudes that wanna have a good time.

The Huntsman Spider acts like a regular human, they'll hurt you if threatened.

by RGalt March 25, 2020

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by phaydeout January 17, 2011

Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.

A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.

Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.

by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018

spider nigga

a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas

Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block

by jhony ate the sock December 16, 2021

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave April 27, 2006

Bitch of Spades

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. So named because it is the highest valued card (13 points) in a game where you are aiming for the lowest possible score.

Oh fuck, I got the Bitch of Spades!

by thedoman October 28, 2010