Spencer

Someone with a really good personality but a really really small cock. He is typically clueless in his life and the things around him. He pays attention but also drifts off into space. He has potential but is never very good at a job interview.
Oh, yeah him, he's a spencer.
by Kojil November 21, 2022
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Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
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a guy who will tell you “well i ain’t about to just dip on you” than dose
omg ur ex was such a spencer
by sexy sex smexy November 16, 2020
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An annoying person who thinks he is so funny and only cares for his friends. Not very intelligent. Uses the phrase HUH a lot. Not a good person to be in a relationship with.
I’m dating this new guy and ugh he is such a spencer
by brownfalltime May 31, 2018
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One of the retards has crazy thoughts and is a scary human at times has severe anger issues
Spencer is friends with saro
by Hattonunitedredsretard November 23, 2021
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Someone who can't keep a relationship with anyone or anything.
by Daddy Spencer October 23, 2023
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Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.
Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.
by Merileo November 02, 2019
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