Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

Allah speed

God speed, but for Muslims.

Allah speed to you as well.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.

Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018