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soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.
"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"
soggy muffin by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

soggy taco 

i was working at the bar and a huge soggy taco was dripping all over the place so i got frank to clean it up
soggy taco by kwonzinsky October 20, 2003

soggy bread 

The feeling of the womans vagina in your mouth.
white man: I love eating pussy.
Black man: I don't know how you crackers can eat that soggy bread.
soggy bread by Edwin ..donkey December 29, 2006

Soggy Larry

When a man is getting a blow job, right before he blows his load he pulls out of the girls mouth and turns her head to the side, promptly squirting his baby juice into her ear, leaving a small pool of jizz at the bottom of the ear.
A soggy larry is the ultimate wet willy.
Soggy Larry by Merx September 18, 2008

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading
when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags
soggy saddlebags by The Bard January 3, 2007

Soggy Pocket 

origin: an actual baked bread roll that is filled with meat, vegetables, etc.. much like a hot pocket. The sauce or meat juices soak out to the bread making it soggy and hard to eat/handle.

Slang: used to describe anything wet, nasty, funky, messy, gross.
"Dude, I hooked up with this hoodrat and when I nailed her, it was like screwin' a soggy pocket"
Soggy Pocket by Gong Ji May 12, 2007