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Soccer

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football
by Pezza December 8, 2016
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soccer boppers

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"
by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016
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soccer thot

A promiscuous, unsavory individual who shows up to the soccer field dressed indecently.
"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."

"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix February 28, 2017
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Soccerballz Reborn

I wish I could be like Soccerballz Reborn
by Walrus Is Moist March 23, 2017
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Soccer

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.
by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017
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Soccer

Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.

A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.

The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.

The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.

Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.

Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.

It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
by MESSIeater July 1, 2017
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Soccer wipe

Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 26, 2017
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