Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025

sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021

mouth sneeze

When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!

*ACHOOO* Mouth sneeze!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 19, 2023

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

suppressed sneeze

A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.

One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.

by QuacksO March 3, 2023