smipt

Synonym (read: typo) for stupid.

<DrFruitcake> What a smipt program
<DrFruitcake> Err
<DrFruitcake> Stupid*

by Dr Fruitcake July 27, 2004

Gregory Smith

Possibly the hottest guy ever. He is one of the stars of the WB (now CW) show Everwood playing the character Ephram Brown, son of Dr. Andy Brown. He also had a starring role in Kids in America. He's a great actor and, as aforementioned, really hot.

Gregory Smith is the main reason Everwood is a great show.

by everwoodisawesome January 1, 2007

Lady Smith Black Mambasa

A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy

"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"

"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"

by Chadkg21 January 5, 2009

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

by The Shakes March 2, 2009

smith

n. a gun, usually a revolver, derived from "Smith and Wesson," also see credit card

Wipe that smirk off your face asshole, or I'll show you my Smith.

by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006

smisher

Slang for 'marihuana cigarette'

We smoked a smisher last night. It was pretty good.

by pitz June 8, 2004

Steve Smith

In lacrosse, to run and dive from behind to check an opponent's stick. The term is derived from the name of a Binghamton University midfielder who was known for the move, and popularized in 2010 by the lacrosse team of Stone Bridge High School of Ashburn, VA. The term is believed to have been brought to northern Virginia by Stone Bridge coach Scott Mitchell, who played at Binghamton with Smith.

Onlooker, upon seeing a player chase down an opposing player, fly through the air, and yard sale his opponent: "Did you see him Steve Smith that guy?!?"

Or

"Dylan hustles so hard, I've even seen him lay out to get a check after he's gotten beat. He's a regular Steve Smith."

by Treeeeeeeee May 16, 2010