Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

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Smelly Richer

When a dick is smelly

My boyfriend has a smelly Richer

by Gelli Baff February 09, 2022

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smelly pussy

a pussy that smells like fat shit and you eat it and get aids

guy1: hey you have a smelly pussy

girl1: lick my shit

by mynameisguanquagmire June 25, 2023

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Smelly Pussy

That's a thing someone said about him! He took a the a commentor said about him, made it gender specific and directed it at someone else. Now, I don't know about you but that sounds like plagiarism to me. I can't even think of a single person who has ever done anything even conceptually adjacent to that. I don't condone this and believe he should be punished. Extrajudicially if necessary.

Hym "It was so significant to him that it's an actual story he tell people. Sometimes on camera. But the story kind of gives away the fact that you said the same thing he said, at someone else, for money, AND people still probably say it about her. The same exact thing that that other guy did.... Smelly pussy... I don't know what kind of monster would do such a thing. Steal a joke from one of the commoners and sell it for profit and then go on the show of a guy who ruined another guy's career for stealing jokes and thought he had an N-word pass (because he's one of the cool crackers), and then tell the story of how a commentor made the same joke YOU made about a woman, but about you, before you made the joke about the woman. Did I get that right? It looks like I got it right. As I'm reading it again, seems like my account of reality is pretty accurate. And that's what this is REALLY all about. My account of reality being correct. I was right about the sex cult. I was right about the people following me. Jotted down some reasons as to why they're doing it and who might be involved.... I'm doing this right. This was an astounding job by me. And apparently 20 million isn't a lot of people. Which makes this even more impressive. High five" ✋ "...... Iam?"

Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."

Iam *groans*

Hym 🤫

by Hym Iam February 08, 2023

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Smelly Snelly

This person is nice with a bubbly attitude but the thing is her sister is a annoying bitch which I want to butcher and dispose the evidence breaking bad style

Smelly Snelly is also a gamer but she is horrendous at minecraft and any other game

by Kiddy man October 06, 2020

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