To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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slave bod

Term used for colored men who do not work out but some how still manage to look “fit”.
“Who man, nice biceps, you work out?”

Nah man, I just got that slave bod.”
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Hebrew slave day

A weekend of hard labor at mom’s farm, with no pay but fringe benefits like boating, going to cabin, riding horses, bbqs etc.
Don’t forget Friday afternoon at moms for Hebrew Slave Day.
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Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc
Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.
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Wank Slave

Someone who always agrees with you and “wanks you off” by bigging you up all the time
Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”
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child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.
yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement
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